oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

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benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE 

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

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damnitipanicedatthediscoagain:

loserapproaching:

all-time-panic-at-the-veil:

michael-fracture-that-benji:

mothensidhe:

[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]
[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]

four for you, punk rock jensen
you go, punk rock jensen

This is perfect 

The little gleam in his eyes in the last gif

looks like a punk Dean

This!

(Source: stir-of-echoes)

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mariusperkins:

Beyond Belief: one picspam per episode

Frank: Bobo had been holding phony seances for trust fund kids looking for a thrill. He brought Sadie to one, and her natural sensitivity turned a fraudulent seance into a real affair. A particularly nasty specter came through and needed me to put it’s lights out.
Sade: I dare say Frank cut a dashing figure, mysterious and powerful, whilst most were running about hysterically.
Frank: You weren’t running about.
Sadie: I believe I forgot to.
Frank: You were lovely in the candlelight.
Sadie: You pushed that specter back into the ouija board from whence it came.
Frank: And you said thank you, and that was it for me.
Sadie: And I was already a goner, nought was left but to throw Bobo over for you.
Frank: Which you did directly. She took my hand.
Sadie: And never gave it back.

mariusperkins:

Beyond Belief: one picspam per episode

Frank: Bobo had been holding phony seances for trust fund kids looking for a thrill. He brought Sadie to one, and her natural sensitivity turned a fraudulent seance into a real affair. A particularly nasty specter came through and needed me to put it’s lights out.

Sade: I dare say Frank cut a dashing figure, mysterious and powerful, whilst most were running about hysterically.

Frank: You weren’t running about.

Sadie: I believe I forgot to.

Frank: You were lovely in the candlelight.

Sadie: You pushed that specter back into the ouija board from whence it came.

Frank: And you said thank you, and that was it for me.

Sadie: And I was already a goner, nought was left but to throw Bobo over for you.

Frank: Which you did directly. She took my hand.

Sadie: And never gave it back.

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sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

49,763 notes

skottieyoung:

#DailySketch TMNT Donatello.
Original sketch available in my shop http://skottieyoungstore.bigcartel.com

skottieyoung:

#DailySketch TMNT Donatello.

Original sketch available in my shop http://skottieyoungstore.bigcartel.com

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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

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josephscrimshaw:

Depressed writers are not allowed on the subway in LA.

josephscrimshaw:

Depressed writers are not allowed on the subway in LA.

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stigmartyr762:

The Aircraft Carrier was sunk somewhere near the Florida Keys to become a artificial reef.

(Source: joyreactor.cc)

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